ﯾــﻪ ﺑـﺎﺭ ﻣـﺎﺷـﯿـﻦ ﺑﺎﺑﺎﻣﻮ ﺑـﺮﺩﺍﺷـﺘـﯿـﻢ ﻭ ﺑــﺎ ﺑـﭽـﻪ ﻫـﺎ ﺭﻓـﺘـﯿـﻢ
ﺑـﯿـﺮﻭﻥ
ﺣـﺎﻻ ﺻـﺪﺍﯼ ﺿـﺒـﻂ ﺗـﺎ ﺁﺧـﺮ ﺯﯾـﺎﺩ ﻫـﻤـﻪ ﻫـﻢ ﺩﺍﺷـﺘـﯿـﻢ ﻣـﯽ
ﺭﻗـﺼـﯿـﺪﯾـﻢ ﺗـﻮ ﻣـﺎﺷـﯿـﻦ .
ﺧـﻼﺻـﻪ ﯾـﻬـﻮ ﯾــﻪ ﺍﻓـﺴـﺮِ ﺟـﻠـﻮﻣـﻮﻥ ﺭﻭ ﮔـﺮﻓـﺖ ﮔـﻔـﺖ ﺑـﺰﻥ
ﺑـﻐـﻞ
ﻣـﻨـﻢ ﺑﻪ ﺑـﭽـﻪ ﻫـﺎ ﮔـﻔـﺘـﻢ :
ﺍﺩﺍﯼ ﺍﯾـﻦ ﺑـﭽـﻪ ﺑـﺎﺣـﺎﻻ ﻭ ﺑـﺎ ﻣـﻌـﺮﻓـﺘـﻬﺎ ﺭﻭ ﺩﺭ ﺑـﯿـﺎﺭﯾـﻦ
ﺑـﯿـﺨﯿﺎﻝ ﺷـﻪ ﺟـﺮﯾـﻤـﻪ ﻧـﮑـﻨـﻪ
ﺧـﻼﺻـﻪ ﭘـﻠـﯿـﺴـﻪ ﮔـﻔـﺖ ﺍﯾـﻦ ﭼـﻪ ﻭﺿـﻊ ﺭﺍﻧـﻨـﺪﮔـﯿـﻪ؟ ﻣـﺎﺷـﯿـﻦ
ﺑـﺎﯾـﺪ ﺑـﺨـﻮﺍﺑـﻪ ﭘـﺎﺭﮐﯿـﻨـﮓ
ﯾــﻬـﻮ ﻣـﻨـﻢ ﮐـﻒ ﻭ ﺗـﻒ ﻗـﺎﻃـﯽ ﮐـﺮﺩﻡ ﮔـﻔـﺘـﻢ ﻣـﯿـﺪﻭﻧـﯽ ﻣـﻦ
ﮐـﯿـﻢ؟
ﺍﺻـﻼ ﺣـﻮﺍﺳـﺖ ﻫـﺴـﺖ ﺑـﺎ ﮐـﯽ ﺩﺍﺭﯼ ﺣـﺮﻑ ﻣـﯽ ﺯﻧـﯽ؟ﺑـﮕـﻢ
ﮐـﯿـﻢ ؟ﺑــــــﮕـــــــﻢ؟
ﺭﻓﯿـﻘﺎﻡ ﻫـﻢ ﺍﻭﻣـﺪﻥ ﺟـﻠـﻮ ﺩﻫـﻨـﻤـﻮ ﮔـﺮﻓـﺘـﻦ ﮔـﻔـﺘـﻦ ﺑـﯿـﺨـﯿـﺎﻝ
ﻧـﮕـﻮ ﺑـﻬـﺶ ﮔـﻨـﺎﻩ ﺩﺍﺭﻩ ﺍﺧــﺮﺍﺝ ﻣـﯿـﺸﻪ
ﺍﻓـﺴـﺮﻩ ﻫـﻢ ﺭﻧـﮕﺸـﻮ ﺑــﺎﺧـﺖ ﻭ ﺁﺏ ﺩﻫـﻦ ﻗـﻮﺭﺕ ﺩﺍﺩ ﮔـﻔـﺖ:
ﻧـﻪ ﻧـﻤـﯿـﺪﻭﻧـﻢ , ﺑـﺒـﺨـﺸـﯿـﺪ ﺷـﻤـﺎ ﮐـﯽ ﻫــﺴـﺘـﯿـﻦ؟
ﻣـﻨـﻢ ﺑـﺎ ﯾـﻪ ﺻـﺪﺍﯼ ﺧـﺴـﺘـﻪ ﻭ ﻳﻪ ﺍﺑﺮﻭ ﺑﺎﻻ ﻳﻪ ﺍﺑﺮﻭ ﭘﺎﻳﻴﻦ ﺑـﺶ
ﮔـﻔـﺘـﻢ :
ﻣــﻦ ﯾــﻪ ﭘــﺮﻧــﺪﻡ , ﺁﺭﺯﻭ ﺩﺍﺭﻡ ﺗـــﻮ ﺑــﺎﻏــﻢ ﺑــﺎﺷــﯽ
ﻣــﻦ ﯾــﻪ ﺧــﻮﻧــﻪ ﯼ ﺳـﺮﺩ ﻭ ﺗــﺎﺭﯾــﮑــﻢ ...( ﺑـﭽـﻪ ﻫـﺎ ﻫـﻢ ﺩﺱ
ﻣـﯿـﺰﺩﻥ)
ﻫـﯿـﭽـﯽ ﺩﯾـﮕﻪ ﻫـﻤـﮕـﯽ ﺩﻭﺭ ﻫــﻢ ﺑـﺎ ﺍﻓـﺴـﺮﻩ ﮐـﻠـﯽ ﺧـﻨـﺪﯾـﺪﯾـﻢ
ﻭ ﮔـﻔـﺖ ﺑـﺎﻫـﺎﺗـﻮﻥ ﮐـﻠـﯽ ﺣـﺎﻝ ﮐـﺮﺩﻡ ﺑـﭽـﻪ ﻫـﺎﯼ ﺑـﺎﺣـﺎﻟـﯽ
ﻫـﺴـﺘـﯿـﻦ ﺁﺧـﺮ ﺳـﺮ ﻫـﻢ 50 ﺗـﻮﻣـﻦ ﺟـﺮﯾـﻤـﻪ ﺷـﺪﯾـﻢ ﻭ
ﻣـﺎﺷـﯿـﻦ ﻫـﻢ ﺭﻓـﺖ ﭘـﺎﺭﮐـﯿـﻨـﮓ ﻭ ﺑــﺎﻧـﺪﺍﻫﺎﺵ ﻫـﻢ ﺑـﺎﺯ ﮐـﺮﺩﻧﻮ
ﺧــﻮﺩﻣـﻮﻥ ﻫـﻢ ﺑُﺮﺩﻥ ﺗﺴﺖِ ﺍﻋـﺘـﯿـﺎﺩ ﺩﺍﺩﯾـﻢ ﻭ ﻫــﻤـﻪ ﭼــﯽ ﺑـﻪ
ﺧـﯿـﺮ ﻭ ﺧـﻮﺷـﯽ ﺗـﻤـﻮﻡ ﺷـﺪ !!...
fяїέηđs
ﯾــﻪ ﺑـﺎﺭ ﻣـﺎﺷـﯿـﻦ ﺑﺎﺑﺎﻣﻮ ﺑـﺮﺩﺍﺷـﺘـﯿـﻢ ﻭ ﺑــﺎ ﺑـﭽـﻪ ﻫـﺎ ﺭﻓـﺘـﯿـﻢ
ﺑـﯿـﺮﻭﻥ
ﺣـﺎﻻ ﺻـﺪﺍﯼ ﺿـﺒـﻂ ﺗـﺎ ﺁﺧـﺮ ﺯﯾـﺎﺩ ﻫـﻤـﻪ ﻫـﻢ ﺩﺍﺷـﺘـﯿـﻢ ﻣـﯽ
ﺭﻗـﺼـﯿـﺪﯾـﻢ ﺗـﻮ ﻣـﺎﺷـﯿـﻦ .
ﺧـﻼﺻـﻪ ﯾـﻬـﻮ ﯾــﻪ ﺍﻓـﺴـﺮِ ﺟـﻠـﻮﻣـﻮﻥ ﺭﻭ ﮔـﺮﻓـﺖ ﮔـﻔـﺖ ﺑـﺰﻥ
ﺑـﻐـﻞ
ﻣـﻨـﻢ ﺑﻪ ﺑـﭽـﻪ ﻫـﺎ ﮔـﻔـﺘـﻢ :
ﺍﺩﺍﯼ ﺍﯾـﻦ ﺑـﭽـﻪ ﺑـﺎﺣـﺎﻻ ﻭ ﺑـﺎ ﻣـﻌـﺮﻓـﺘـﻬﺎ ﺭﻭ ﺩﺭ ﺑـﯿـﺎﺭﯾـﻦ
ﺑـﯿـﺨﯿﺎﻝ ﺷـﻪ ﺟـﺮﯾـﻤـﻪ ﻧـﮑـﻨـﻪ
ﺧـﻼﺻـﻪ ﭘـﻠـﯿـﺴـﻪ ﮔـﻔـﺖ ﺍﯾـﻦ ﭼـﻪ ﻭﺿـﻊ ﺭﺍﻧـﻨـﺪﮔـﯿـﻪ؟ ﻣـﺎﺷـﯿـﻦ
ﺑـﺎﯾـﺪ ﺑـﺨـﻮﺍﺑـﻪ ﭘـﺎﺭﮐﯿـﻨـﮓ
ﯾــﻬـﻮ ﻣـﻨـﻢ ﮐـﻒ ﻭ ﺗـﻒ ﻗـﺎﻃـﯽ ﮐـﺮﺩﻡ ﮔـﻔـﺘـﻢ ﻣـﯿـﺪﻭﻧـﯽ ﻣـﻦ
ﮐـﯿـﻢ؟
ﺍﺻـﻼ ﺣـﻮﺍﺳـﺖ ﻫـﺴـﺖ ﺑـﺎ ﮐـﯽ ﺩﺍﺭﯼ ﺣـﺮﻑ ﻣـﯽ ﺯﻧـﯽ؟ﺑـﮕـﻢ
ﮐـﯿـﻢ ؟ﺑــــــﮕـــــــﻢ؟
ﺭﻓﯿـﻘﺎﻡ ﻫـﻢ ﺍﻭﻣـﺪﻥ ﺟـﻠـﻮ ﺩﻫـﻨـﻤـﻮ ﮔـﺮﻓـﺘـﻦ ﮔـﻔـﺘـﻦ ﺑـﯿـﺨـﯿـﺎﻝ
ﻧـﮕـﻮ ﺑـﻬـﺶ ﮔـﻨـﺎﻩ ﺩﺍﺭﻩ ﺍﺧــﺮﺍﺝ ﻣـﯿـﺸﻪ
ﺍﻓـﺴـﺮﻩ ﻫـﻢ ﺭﻧـﮕﺸـﻮ ﺑــﺎﺧـﺖ ﻭ ﺁﺏ ﺩﻫـﻦ ﻗـﻮﺭﺕ ﺩﺍﺩ ﮔـﻔـﺖ:
ﻧـﻪ ﻧـﻤـﯿـﺪﻭﻧـﻢ , ﺑـﺒـﺨـﺸـﯿـﺪ ﺷـﻤـﺎ ﮐـﯽ ﻫــﺴـﺘـﯿـﻦ؟
ﻣـﻨـﻢ ﺑـﺎ ﯾـﻪ ﺻـﺪﺍﯼ ﺧـﺴـﺘـﻪ ﻭ ﻳﻪ ﺍﺑﺮﻭ ﺑﺎﻻ ﻳﻪ ﺍﺑﺮﻭ ﭘﺎﻳﻴﻦ ﺑـﺶ
ﮔـﻔـﺘـﻢ :
ﻣــﻦ ﯾــﻪ ﭘــﺮﻧــﺪﻡ , ﺁﺭﺯﻭ ﺩﺍﺭﻡ ﺗـــﻮ ﺑــﺎﻏــﻢ ﺑــﺎﺷــﯽ
ﻣــﻦ ﯾــﻪ ﺧــﻮﻧــﻪ ﯼ ﺳـﺮﺩ ﻭ ﺗــﺎﺭﯾــﮑــﻢ ...( ﺑـﭽـﻪ ﻫـﺎ ﻫـﻢ ﺩﺱ
ﻣـﯿـﺰﺩﻥ)
ﻫـﯿـﭽـﯽ ﺩﯾـﮕﻪ ﻫـﻤـﮕـﯽ ﺩﻭﺭ ﻫــﻢ ﺑـﺎ ﺍﻓـﺴـﺮﻩ ﮐـﻠـﯽ ﺧـﻨـﺪﯾـﺪﯾـﻢ
ﻭ ﮔـﻔـﺖ ﺑـﺎﻫـﺎﺗـﻮﻥ ﮐـﻠـﯽ ﺣـﺎﻝ ﮐـﺮﺩﻡ ﺑـﭽـﻪ ﻫـﺎﯼ ﺑـﺎﺣـﺎﻟـﯽ
ﻫـﺴـﺘـﯿـﻦ ﺁﺧـﺮ ﺳـﺮ ﻫـﻢ 50 ﺗـﻮﻣـﻦ ﺟـﺮﯾـﻤـﻪ ﺷـﺪﯾـﻢ ﻭ
ﻣـﺎﺷـﯿـﻦ ﻫـﻢ ﺭﻓـﺖ ﭘـﺎﺭﮐـﯿـﻨـﮓ ﻭ ﺑــﺎﻧـﺪﺍﻫﺎﺵ ﻫـﻢ ﺑـﺎﺯ ﮐـﺮﺩﻧﻮ
ﺧــﻮﺩﻣـﻮﻥ ﻫـﻢ ﺑُﺮﺩﻥ ﺗﺴﺖِ ﺍﻋـﺘـﯿـﺎﺩ ﺩﺍﺩﯾـﻢ ﻭ ﻫــﻤـﻪ ﭼــﯽ ﺑـﻪ
ﺧـﯿـﺮ ﻭ ﺧـﻮﺷـﯽ ﺗـﻤـﻮﻡ ﺷـﺪ !!...
:lol: